cooking lesson for dummy !!

Super Yummy Egg Pancake ( Martabak Telor huahaahaha .. )

Yea .. yea .. whatever ! I'm going to have this for dinner tonight, so I might as well share the recipe with all of you hahahah ... ( good things are meant to be shared, no ? ) Alrighty, guys .. ya better get prepared well n listen to master chef Ndra "Ramsay" ( hmm .. separated at birth, but share the same talent .. lmao ) ... TA DAAAA 

1. Go to nearest super market ( or simply knock on ya neighbor's door .. ya shameless moron ! ;P ) and buy Eggs, potatoes, garlic, bird eyes chilies, butter, salt, white pepper,  fried chicken nuggets and plain frozen pancake. 

2. Chop .. Chop .. chop the garlic, potatoes, chilies, and nuggets into pieces ( or you'll get choked .. geez )

then mix it with 2 eggs. 

Add salt and pepper into it .. and stir well.

3. Make sure to heat up the pan ( it's a MUST *sigh* ) put a bit of butter on and melt it !

lay the pancake on the hot pan , wait a bit till it turns brown , pour half of the mixture on top of the pancake ! Turn the pancake upside down and pour the other half on it ( on the pancake baby , not on ya mom's laundry )!  ;)

HOOOLLAA VIIIOOOOLLLAA AMIIGOOOSSS !! we're Done !

Serve the MARTAB .. I mean Egg Pancake on the plate , take some photos and eat ! 

PS : If your Pancake turn out BLACK or you can't see where your pancake is ( because of the smoke ) that means 

" It's F***ing BURNED !! And DO NOT CALL ME .. CALL THE AMBULANCE OR FIRE FIGHTER ( press 000 on your phone if you have one .. if you don't ?? PRAAAAAYYYYY )"